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🍻 Can You Get Drunk on Non-Alcoholic Beer? Not really — and here’s the science behind it.

🧪 Most non-alcoholic beers contain up to 0.5% alcohol by volume — that’s about 1/10th the alcohol in a regular beer. To feel any intoxicating effects, you’d need to down at least 10 of them in one sitting. But even then...

🧠 Your body is one step ahead. By the time you finish those beers, your liver is already processing the tiny amount of alcohol as it enters your system. Plus, you’d be flushing most of it out through your urine due to the sheer volume of liquid.

🚫 If you want to avoid alcohol altogether, look for beers labeled 0.0% ABV (often called “zero beer”).

🍌🥤 Fun bonus fact: Even ripe bananas and orange juice can naturally contain up to 0.4% alcohol!

So unless you’re chugging gallons of non-alcoholic beer, your sobriety is safe. Cheers to science!

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“Don’t do it.”
“It’s a terrible idea.”
“You’ll regret it.”

2013 me: You know what, I’m gonna do it.

Couldn’t have done it without a few “yes” voices that mattered

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🍺 Can beer actually hydrate you? It surprised me too.

I’m Eric Martens—a chemical engineer and commercial brewer—and I want to clear up a common myth: not all beer is dehydrating.
If you’re drinking something like a 5% ABV beer, yes, that will dehydrate you.

But there’s a sweet spot—around 2% to 3.5% alcohol—where beer can actually contribute to hydration.
That’s because low-alcohol beers still have a bit of electrolytes and carbohydrates, which your body can use to maintain fluid balance. But here’s the kicker—it’s not just about alcohol content.

Your hydration level, how intoxicated you are, and even heat and sweat all affect how your body handles alcohol. So, it’s not a one-size-fits-all answer.

✅ My advice? If you want to enjoy a beer without compromising hydration, stick to low-ABV options and alternate with water—especially in hot weather.

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I can get you a Backyard Lager🍺

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🍺 Ale vs. Lager: Why I Care—and Why You Should Too

These two beers might look the same, but as a chemical engineer and commercial brewer, I can tell you they’re very different—and it all comes down to yeast. 🧬

🧪 The yeast strain—lager vs. ale—has a huge impact on flavor.

🔬 Lager yeast works best in cooler temps, ferments slowly, and sinks to the bottom. That gives lagers their clean, crispcharacter.

🌡️ Ale yeast, on the other hand, thrives in warmer conditions, is more active, and floats to the top. This activity creates esters and phenols—compounds that give ales their fruity, complex notes.
So next time you’re at the liquor store:

Want something refreshing and easy-drinking? Go lager.

Looking for more flavor depth? Grab an ale.

Knowing the yeast behind the brew helps me drink smarter—and I hope it helps you too. 🍻

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